Truck balls, a brief history

They are made of a hard rubber material or appear so anyway. They look like dog toys, except for the fact that they are shaped like men's testicles. They hang just below the trailer hitch on some trucks. Most I've seen have been blue (fitting) but the one's I saw yesterday, in the Crayola spectrum would be called 'flesh' They are larger than real ones, or at least larger than mine.

To me they suggest a refined taste that I cannot possibly understand. But hey what do I know right? I mean one man's caviar is another's fish eggs.


I've spent too much time on this subject, but I need to know they don't only exist in my mind. Or as the Meatmen once sang

'Freud was wrong!